“Is a train considered ground transport?” The voice on the phone asked. I considered answering with “Well, if it flew, it’d be an airplane and if it floated, it’d be a boat,” but then I thought about my bread and…
“Is a train considered ground transport?” The voice on the phone asked. I considered answering with “Well, if it flew, it’d be an airplane and if it floated, it’d be a boat,” but then I thought about my bread and…
Princess was proud of the fact that he’d made it to the office on time that morning. He strode jauntily into the squad room to find Director Shadow talking with Crusher. “Word’s gotten out that we have a serial killer,”…
From: Agent Trouble To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ Date: 6 November 2011 Subject: The Female’s Odd Behavior She’s begun doing it again. At the beginning of the cold time, the female spends more and more time making words on the…
From: Agent Cuddlebug To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ Date: 4 September 2011 Subject: Disciplinary Action Required It is my sad duty to request disciplinary action against Agents Luna, Smudge and Mulder. I cannot think what could have come over them,…
From: Agent Trouble To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ Date: 31 July 2011 Subject: False Waterfalls I have commandeered the top ledge of the observation tower. The humans had a false waterfall disguised as a pile of rocks outside this window,…
From: Agent Pica To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ Date: 3 July 2011 Subject: June Human Activity Report There has not been much activity here, other than the loud noises that always seem to happen in the night in the middle…
From: Mr. Whiskers To: Teams W-1 and W-2 Date: 5 March 2011 Subject: Human Absence and Returns To and From Your Location I have not received your report on the movements of your humans. Please submit your reports as soon…
From: Agent Trouble To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ Date: 17 December 2010 Subject: Team Report Following Team Changes When did we get forms? I was not aware that there was a form for our reports. I don’t think it is…