FFL Monthly Report for September 2011

From: Agent Cuddlebug     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 4 September 2011

Subject: Disciplinary Action Required

It is my sad duty to request disciplinary action against Agents Luna, Smudge and Mulder. I cannot think what could have come over them, but the display I witnessed last night was positively disgusting. I could see the behavior of Little Bit, he is only a canine after all, but to see fully grown and trained agents of the League behaving like canine young… well, it put me right off my feed. Even Agent Snickers was involved to a lesser extent. They were positively fawning over a human visitor to this location. It was revolting. It was bad enough that my rest was disturbed but to see that. I demand that they be either disciplined or retrained.

From: Agent Luna     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 4 September 2011

Subject: Disciplinary Action Not Required

Agent Cuddlebug is just annoyed because we woke him. He wouldn’t know good intelligence gathering if it pounced on him. He spends most of his day sleeping. If anyone needs discipline here, it’s Agent Cuddlebug, himself. He sleeps more than he should and the rest of us do all the work.

From: Agent Mulder     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 4 September 2011

Subject: Disciplinary Action

I hardly think that discipline is required. We did nothing wrong after all. we might have been a bit overzealous in our intelligence gathering but strange humans coming here is relatively rare. We all wanted the opportunity to learn as much about them as possible. I can see where our behavior might be misconstrued, but disciplined? Surely not.

From: Agent Smudge     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 4 September 2011

Subject: Disciplined for What?

I fail to see what we should be disciplined for as we were only gathering information about the humans who were visiting. If Agent Cuddlebug were truly concerned about our behavior, he should have taken it up with us instead of bothering headquarters with such a petty disagreement.

From: Agent Snickers     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 4 September 2011

Subject: Censured for being part of the team?

I am confused. I have been criticized in the past for not taking part in team activity. I took part in what appeared a group activity and now I face disciplinary action? That’s hardly fair. Just what is expected of me here? This so-called team is not much of a team. The others snipe at each other most of the time and when they aren’t, they are ganging up on me. If I need retraining, which I deny, I welcome the opportunity.

From: Agent Storm     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 4 September 2011

Subject: Retraining Rather than Discipline

I rather believe that discipline is unnecessary. I, too, witnessed the disgraceful display of fawning and I found it just as repulsive. However, if Agents Luna and Mulder believe they were only gathering information, perhaps retraining would be a better reaction to the incident.

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