From: Agent Skittlebutt To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 5 July 2020 Subject: Mission Report July 2020 I appreciate the exercise regimen headquarters sent to me. I have been adhering to it daily. I devote a whole hour every day to my…

From: Agent Probie To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 7 June 2020 Subject: Mission Report I have spent a lot of time observing the pond. The humans get in it from time to time. The clear stuff on the window is warm…

From: Agent Molly To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 3 May 2020 Subject:  Mission Report The humans keep mentioning “dream house” and “floor plans”. I am mystified by the meaning of these terms. I have tried to determine the meaning from the…

From: Agent Zoe To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 5 April, 2020 Subject:  Mission Report Agent Zoe reporting for duty. It was touch and go getting here. The younger female waffled. Then the male came and looked at me. They finally took…

From: Agent Skittlebutt To: Mr. Whiskers Date: Subject:  Mission Report I must report that although I felt ill for a time last year, I was never so ill that I couldn’t perform my duties. No one can accuse me of…

From: Agent To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 2 February, 2020 Subject:  Mission Report The odd pond bothers me. I can’t even say why. It is in a room made of the window thing that lets air in but doesn’t allow us…

From: Mr Whiskers To: All agents Date: 1 December 2019 I would like to take this time to speak about the upcoming conference. It will be next month, agents should be aware of the dates and times. Agent Molly, we…

From: Agent Skittlebutt To:  Mr. Whiskers Date: 3 November 2019 Subject: Third Report of 2019 Tensions have really eased in this new den. I feel more relaxed. I’m able to do my job much better, now that Agent Probie and…

From: Agent Probie To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 6 October 2019 Subject: Third Report of 2019 I’ve managed to get my own territory. It’s a good one. I am relieved to report that the tension in this place has eased considerably.…

From: Agent Molly To:  Mr. Whiskers Date: 1 September 2019 Subject: Third Report of 2019 The noisy things are not monsters. They are made things. Humans use them to reduce the cover around the habitation so that they can keep…