From: | Mr. Whiskers | To: | All Agents | Date: | 9 January 2016 |
Subject: | Agent Pica is gone |
It is my sad duty to inform you all that we have lost another agent. Agent Pica has stopped submitting reports. This is sad news. I dispatched agent Calli to reconnoiter her habitation and she could not make contact with Agent Pica. She did witness the humans taking Agent Pica for an apparent interrogation. They returned without her. This could mean that Agent Pica has been executed. The observation post that normally sat by the window is outside the habitation. Agent Calli reports that it had the scent of sickness to it. we can only assume that the humans sent Agent Pica over the Rainbow Bridge out of kindness.
In light of these tragic events, I have redone the schedule for reporting. The new schedule is as follows: January, April, July, and October, agents Cuddlebug and Mulder. February, May, August, and November agent Probie. March, June, September, and December: agents Storm and Smudge. I will be submitting directives from time to time as I do now. Good luck to you all and may Bast protect you all.
From: | Agent Mulder | To: | Mr. Whiskers | Date: | 7 February 2016 |
Subject: | Mission Report |
I still can’t believe Luna is gone. I feel as though I have lost another mother. I remember how I used to protest when she would hold me down and wash my face when she felt that I didn’t do it properly. I wish she was here to do it again. I miss her.
She smelled sick when they took her away and didn’t bring her back. what is happening here? We have lost so many agents. I almost can’t take it in. first we lost Agent Trouble, then Agent Snickers, then Agent Luna and now I understand that we have lost Agent Pica? What will happen to that location without an agent to monitor it?
Shouldn’t they be replaced? Surely the budget can replace agents who have left their habitations. My fellow agents and I have stepped up to take up the slack left by the loss of our two agents. Who is taking over for Agent Pica? Do we know yet? Surely that post is not going to be left vacant.
I wish I was in a position to do something there. however, I am not and I see no signs of any plans to remove me or any other agents from this location, for which I am grateful. We are all in good health, as far as I can tell. Do we know any details about Agent Pica? Perhaps she is only missing. Perhaps she is in for an extended interrogation.
Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.
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