From: Agent Molly
To: Mr. Whiskers
Date: 2 May, 2021
Subject: Mission Report May 2021
I have been attacked multiple times over the last few weeks. The human female puts something on the back of my neck. She tells me it’s all right, but I don’t believe her. She says it is for my own good. That it will protect me. I don’t see how. She mentioned fleas, ticks, and worms, but I don’t see a connection between that stuff on my neck and small bugs or worms.
I have also been monitoring my normal communications and there is no activity, since I am using the emergency routes. I still think I may have been compromised. I still have no memory of my interrogation. On a good note, my beautiful fur has grown back on my legs. This is a small comfort though as I could still have been compromised. I know Headquarters thinks this was a test to see if I could handle some new drug. I suppose it is possible. Such a drug could be why I feel so concerned. I do deny the charge of paranoia. I do honestly believe they have compromised me. I am operating on that assumption. In my opinion, it is best to assume the worst and thus protect the organization. If you do not think that is prudent, I must lodge a protest.
I’m concerned and I think Headquarters should be as well. I was starved on the day of my interrogation, which means it was planned in advance. I will admit that I have not been so starved since. This may be a clue as to what they wanted to do to me. I can’t remember what they asked and thus what I responded. That is the main concern. This is not trivial. I think Headquarters should take that into consideration before calling me names.
I ask for intelligence on what Headquarters suspects happened to me. I have only been interrogated in such a manner once before. That time I awoke with pain in my belly. I was told by other captives that I was ‘fixed’. They further stated that it meant I would never have any more kittens, not that I had many in the first place. I don’t believe I was ‘fixed’ again as I had no pain in my belly. If Headquarters has an idea, I respectfully ask to be told the thinking. I do not believe that is beyond what I need to know. It’s my body and I demand my rights to control what happens to it.
After taking my concerns into consideration, I must request an evaluation of my performance after my last interrogation. Once the evaluation is complete, please advise whether I will be considered still fit for duty. I am aware that you have not lost confidence in me. I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I am still concerned about the possibility of being compromised. I don’t feel different, that is true, but I need to know if I have been. It would ease my mind greatly if Headquarters would take my fears seriously and evaluate me to determine if I have or have not been so compromised. Thank you for the study materials on the aftermath of interrogation. I will work on reading them over.
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