From: Agent Skittlebutt
To: Mr. Whiskers
Date: 3 November 2019
Subject: Third Report of 2019
Tensions have really eased in this new den. I feel more relaxed. I’m able to do my job much better, now that Agent Probie and I have agreed to share the overlap territory. It gives him a bit more room without me losing any space. I feel good about this. I can concentrate on my study of the pond liquid. It is something I feel we should be concerned about. Water should not be undrinkable. We should work to eliminate this ‘chlorine’ stuff.
I admit a reluctance to even try to get close to the pond and try to drink. I don’t think I would do so even if the water was clear and pure. The danger of falling in is too great. I recommend that we work to have the pond eliminated completely. I do not know how effective such a campaign will be, but I feel we should at least try. Please advise on your feelings on this matter.
The canines have finally settled down as well. Perhaps they were picking up on our tensions as we struggled to obtain territory. Perhaps they were having a similar struggle. I am not sure. I don’t know if I can figure that out or not, but I will try to do so if headquarters thinks it important. Personally, I don’t think it is important as any chance to drive a wedge in the pack has already passed.
As always I will continue to perform my duties to the best of my ability.
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