From: Mulder
To: All Agents and Mr Whiskers at Headquarters
Date:
July 17, 2018
Subject:
Loss of an Agent
We at the Feline freedom league have lost an agent. The humans have taken Agent Cuddlebug and executed him. He was somewhere around 23 years old. Quite ancient in cat terms. It is my opinion, The humans were being kind. Agent Cuddlebug was in so much pain there was no way they could not know that he was hurting. They did try to give him drugs. He resisted that. I have a suspicion that drugs were actually meant to ease his pain. He deteriorated quickly over the past few months. The humans took him yesterday and executed him. I believe they just wanted him to be out of pain. I think they’re actually trying to be kind.
Agent Cuddlebug was a valuable asset to this team. His wisdom and experience will be greatly missed.
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