|From:||Agent Cuddlebug||To:||Mr. Whiskers||Date:||4 June 2017|
Agents Probie and Skittlebutt are still arguing about how much Agent Skittlebutt is able to do. Agent Probie is trying to help Agent Skittlebutt, which Agent Skittlebutt resents. Agent Skittlebutt maintains that he is perfectly able to perform his duties. The problem seems to be that Agent Probie doesn’t believe that Agent Skittlebutt is able to perform his duties. I have tried to explain to Agent Probie that Agent Skittlebutt would not have been posted here if he could not perform his duties. Agent Probie is young and believes he knows best. He is not swayed by the knowledge that the disabled should be allowed to do what they can without assistance. I have tried to counsel Agent Probie against forcing help on Agent Skittlebutt. He will not listen to me. Perhaps he will accept an edict from Headquarters.
I am exhausted by this continued bickering. I, therefore, respectfully request that you send me another set of retirement papers. I would be pleased to complete them and retire again. I am wearied every day and would enjoy the change to rest in the sun and relax. If you could expedite the papers to me and the processing of them, I would be most grateful. I really feel that I am not giving my best anymore. I am forced to admit that I am past my prime.
|From:||Agent Mulder||To:||Mr. Whiskers||Date:||4 June 2017|
I feel as though I must find out where the younger female went, even though she has returned. I can find no clues in her room. I can see she had taken some of her coverings, those things that humans put on to cover their bare skin. I do not understand why they have things to cover themselves rather than growing fur like any sensible being. Still, I can gather no clues from the bag that she took with her and brought back.
I must do what I can to find out where she was and what she was doing. I suspect that there is no way to find out just what she was doing away from this place. Rest assured that I will look on her magic device, that she looks into daily. I will see what I can learn from what she writes there. I suspect that she was working with other humans to our detriment. They are planning something, but I have no idea what those plans may be. I do not know why the younger female left this place and returned. I can only speculate that the humans are getting ready to do something to keep us incarcerated here. I will keep trying to learn what that is. I think that will be our only hope to counter whatever they are planning.
Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.