From: | Agent Probie | To: | Mr. Whiskers | Date: | 7 May 2017 |
Subject: | Mission Report |
The younger female has returned. I still do not know where she was, but I do not think that she was interrogated or anything like that. I have tried to find out where she was, but have had little success except that she says something about a strange word, “Michigan”. I confess that I am not certain what that means, or if it means anything at all.
Agent Skittlebutt is still not behaving as he should. He keeps trying to get up to the observation posts and that is not good. He could easily get hurt. I’m finding it hard to do both his job and mine and would appreciate it if one of the others would stir themselves to help me to ensure that Agent Skittlebutt doesn’t hurt himself. He is still unappreciative of my efforts and no one else seems interested in assisting him with his duties. I will not let him down, however much he may act as though he doesn’t like or want my assistance, I know that, deep down, he knows that I am acting in his best interests.
It is starting to get warmer outside this place, pretty much as it does. I’m not sure why we don’t get the white time here, but I have to admit that I don’t miss it. I don’t know about the others, except that Agent Skittlebutt says that he came from a place where they had the White Time. I expect that he doesn’t miss it either. He doesn’t talk much about his past. I think he should. It would help him to clear his mind.
From: | Agent Skittlebutt | To: | Mr. Whiskers | Date: | 7 May 2017 |
Subject: | Mission Report |
The younger female returned after several days. She complained that it had been cold where she was. Airports and Michigan must be cold places. Perhaps they even have white times there. I am almost certain that Michigan does have white time and that it is very cold. I think that is the place where I came from. Perhaps she went there to learn more about me. I admit that is mere speculation on my part, but I feel that is a likely explanation of why she left and where she went.
Agent Probie continually interferes with my ability to do my job. I am hampered enough by my missing foreleg, but Agent Probie makes it harder to do my job. I know that I’m afraid that we are going to come to blows soon if he doesn’t stop. I can do the job just fine and I don’t need any help with it. He needs to back off and let me do my job. I may have to request an official sanction against Agent Probie for his continued interference. Please advise me on how to do that. If I have to, I will fight with Agent Probie to force him to leave me be. I don’t need help and I resent him horning in on my assignments. He has his own and he should stick to them.
I think it is getting warmer outside this place. I can feel heat on the stuff that keeps us from getting out the view ports.
Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.
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