From: | Agent Molly | To: | Mr. Whiskers | Date: | 5 March 2017 |
Subject: | Mission Report |
I don’t know why, but the humans in this place did something horrible to me. The female scooped me up as she has done in the past, only to let me go. This time she held onto me and tried to put me in a small cell. I escaped, but she enlisted the male’s help and they cornered me in the sleeping place. They incarcerated me in the cell and took me Outside! I was placed in the moving thing. I remembered this from when I was in prison. These humans took me from that prison and brought me to my new base of operations. I wasn’t sure that I wasn’t headed back to prison. I was held with others of Felinekind and left.
The other felines were agents from other locations. At least one said that his humans had imprisoned him like this multiple times and said that we would return to our bases after a time. They were not able to determine what was going on. I will say that the humans at my location seemed to have packed up things and removed them to the moving thing with me. I believe they abandoned the location. This was the same for the other felines. We collectively believe that the humans incarcerated us in this prison so that we would be cared for while our bases were abandoned. I was given to believe that this was the case for all the felines in this prison.
The humans at the new prison were kind. They came and let me out to exercise, but I was replaced in the cell after my exercise period. This went on for quite some time. Then the humans put me in the traveling cell and I returned to my base of operations. I don’t recall being interrogated, but they must have had some nefarious reason for imprisoning me in that new place.
I wasn’t harmed or anything, but I found the incarceration to be unacceptable. The humans I live with did return for me, but I wasn’t sure that I wasn’t being transferred to another location. I did ultimately return to my current base of operations. I will report it if such a thing recurs
From: | Mr. Whiskers | To: | All Agents | Date: | 5 March 2017 |
Subject: | Directives |
Agent Skittlebutt has been determined to be fit for duty and should be allowed to do his duty as he deems that he should. Agents should not interfere with the duties of other agents. Please refrain from doing so.
Agent Molly has reported that she was imprisoned for no reason that she can determine. All agents are advised to watch for such imprisonments and respond accordingly. Headquarters wants to know if other agents are being incarcerated for any reason at all.
Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.
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