|From:||Agent Cuddlebug||To:||Mr. Whiskers||Date:||5 February 2017|
I feel old. Just watching the younger agents makes me feel as though I am not up to my duties any more. I realize that I am still on active service but these younger agents can handle things just fine without me. It is worrying that Agents Probie and Skittlebutt are bumping heads. I believe that Agent Probie is just trying to help Agent Skittlebutt who doesn’t feel as though he needs any help. This is the source of the friction between them. I’m not sure that Agent Skittlebutt realizes that Agent Probie just wants to help. He is rather touchy about his missing leg. I will do what I can to smooth things over there, but I doubt that I will be successful.
I have tried telling Agent Probie that Agent Skittlebutt wants to try to do things on his own, but Agent Probie is not receptive to reason. Living within this turmoil is very tiring. I’m too old for all this fuss and fighting. There must be something that can be done to make Agent Probie stop trying to do Agent Skittlebutt’s job for him. Agent Skittlebutt seems capable enough to do his assigned duties with no help from anyone. Please direct Agent Probie to stop harassing Agent Skittlebutt and leave him in peace.
|From:||Agent Mulder||To:||Mr. Whiskers||Date:||5 February 2017|
I must admit that the younger female’s departure caught me off guard. She never leaves this place except for a light and a dark. Sometimes, she just leaves for the light, but this time she was gone for a long time. I didn’t know where she went or why she left. She is back now, and I have been trying to get intelligence on where she went and why. I have tried to enlist the assistance of the other agents here, but no one is interested in helping me.
Agent Probie spends all of his time bothering Agent Skittlebutt, who spends all of his time trying to avoid Agent Probie. Agent Cuddlebug just wants to do the barest minimum, but then he is old and tired. Agent Smudge is just annoying. All Agent Storm does is complain that he is tired all the time. I need help to learn where she went and why. This could be very important and I don’t understand why no one else sees that.
Things appear normal here, but the fact that the younger female left and returned is worrying. Am I the only one who sees the strangeness there? Why isn’t anyone willing to help me to find out where she went and why. I believe this would be important information for the League to know but no one else seems interested in finding out what was going on. Please advise me as to what I should do.
Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.