|From:||Agent Probie||To:||Mr. Whiskers||Date:||1 November 2015|
I understand the need for increased security, but I have to admit that I don’t understand why we need passworks. I can never remember my passwork and I need help every time I try to write my report. Is there a way we can use paw prints to log into the system? I think that would work out the best for me. I’m sure that I’m not the only one having trouble with passworks.
Speaking of passworks, I think we should be given access to Agent Snickers’ files so that we can pick up where she left off. I think we could do a better job of picking up her duties if we had access to her files. Would that be possible? I know there is probably a lot of things in her files that we need to know. Please advise on how to access them.
I sent the messages to the agents you designated. They did not respond. Is it possible they did not get the messages? did they not have the correct passwork? They should have responded. Did they get the message? Please let me know if they got the message. It was very difficult to access that small box humans talk on, to send those messages.
|From:||Agent Smudge||To:||Mr. Whiskers||Date:||1 November 2015|
Agent Probie is being a bit impetuous or maybe just nosy. I don’t see that we need access to Agent Snickers’ personal journal, which is the only thing we don’t have access to now. she changed the password on that, as was her right. Agent Probie needs to be schooled in the proper terminology as I believe that he means password, rather than passwork. That said, I also believe that using paw prints would make our reports more secure. The admin password that allows us to view each other’s reports could stay the same but I think we could use paw prints to access the reporting system. As much as I hate to admit it, Agent Probie had a good idea there.
However, I know that paw print scanners are expensive and I will try to explain to him why we are unlikely to get one any time soon. if we can’t afford to replace Agent Snickers, we can’t afford a paw print scanner. It’s as simple as that.
As for the messages Agent Pica attempt to send to Team Harris, I am of the opinion that the messages were intercepted. The humans guard those boxes. It is silly to try to use one to contact other teams. It’s the best way to give our plans to the humans. The thing the humans call the Internet is the best way to communicate. No one knows who or where we are.
Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.