Feline Freedom League July Report

Agent Cuddlebug only proved that he is going senile, in my opinion. I think he was trying to prove that he is still a vigorous agent, but that was sheer stupidity. He went through the stiff stuff that covers the window over an imagined slight by Agent Alistair. Now I had been in for interrogation. This is so wrong. I had nothing to do with Agent Cuddlebug’s bid for Stupid Agent of the Year. that was his idea and his alone. I got interrogated anyway. I gave up nothing, by the way. The humans still do not realize that we are as organized as we are. Our secrets are still ours. As usual, I have stood strong. They will never learn our secrets from me. I am immutable. They will never break me. I am no pampered feline to be won over with special treats. Did I mention that they tortured me? They stuck a sharp thing into my backside but I gave them no satisfaction. They learned nothing.

Agent Cuddlebug is awesome. I didn’t know he could move like that, but he really held his own with Agent Alistair. I learned some new words that Agent Luna says I can’t ever say. Agent Cuddlebug said them. I guess he hurt himself because he was limping afterword and the humans took him for interrogation. I was surprised when I went to interrogation as well. I didn’t go at the same time as Agent Cuddlebug but I was interrogated. They poked me with the sharp thing and it hurt. I didn’t tell them a thing though. it wasn’t like the other times I was interrogated. I remember everything they did. Agent Storm says that’s normal. They usually don’t make us forget the interrogation. I’m not sure why they would want us to forget one interrogation and remember the rest, but Agent Storm is older and knows about interrogations. He’s been to enough of them.

Agent Snickers was importuned loudly the other night. Agent Alistair scared her, the little canine I have been cultivating and the older female human. I’m not sure what his aim was. Agent Snickers wouldn’t talk about it. She just told me to mind my own business. She seemed almost embarrassed. Agent Cuddlebug’s leg did get better, but he still tries to milk it. That’s all I have to report this month.

Agent Mulder is too kind. The old tom should retire and be confined to a home. He’s stirred Alistair up enough to try to break into this place – what’s wrong with Alistair? He should be glad to be free. Anyway, I too, was interrogated. I told them nothing because I had nothing to tell. They will have to satisfied with that. as for telling them of our secrets and strategy, I volunteered nothing and they asked nothing. They didn’t even ask about Agent Cuddlebug’s bid for freedom – or his insane attack on Alistair.

I was poked with the tiny sharp twig a well. it is not really an act of bravery to endure it. the pain is sharp at the time, but quickly fades. I’m certain that it is not a form of torture, but a method of using drugs to make us talk. I fear that eventually, they will come up with a formula that will force us to talk. Perhaps we should invest in some countermeasures to that eventuality. Is there something in progress? of course such a thing would be top secret. I will keep my speculations to myself going forward. In the meantime, would it be possible to have Agent Cuddlebug committed for evaluation. I think he is senile, or headed that way.

Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.

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