FFL – Monthly Report – October 2012

From: Agent Cuddlebug

To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 14 October 2012

Subject: Monthly Report – October 2012

The humans have opened the Closed Room. We were not allowed in there until recently. Unfortunately, any secrets that they were concealing have been removed. I, and my fellow agents, searched the room diligently as soon as it was feasible. I do not know what they were concealing in there, but whatever it was, they removed it before they allowed us in. I have taken my turn keeping watch through the observation ports in the room. It is set up as some kind of special room the humans call an “office.” I am not sure what that is, but the younger female seems to have claimed it. It is similar to the one that the older female set up between the room with the long seats and the sleeping room.

Other than that, there is little to report. Agent Storm is doing well after his interrogation. Agent Smudge is very also doing quite well following his troubling weight loss. I fear that he may be next to be interrogated. I cannot say why I believe that, but I know that the younger female is watching him closely. I have attempted to warn him of his possible danger, but he does not seem to think he is in any danger. In fact, he implies that I am paranoid. I am not paranoid. I state that unequivocally. Agents Smudge and Storm are in danger and no one believes me.

From: Agent Snickers

To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 14 October 2012

Subject: Monthly Report – October 2012

Agent Storm is likely collaborating – he gets special food. No one else is getting that food. He is separated from us when he gets the food. It is grossly unfair; therefore, Agent Storm may be collaborating with the humans. I think that Agent Cuddlebug is wrong about the danger that Agent Smudge is in. I believe that the younger human may be working on the possibility of flipping him. I think Agent Storm was turned during his interrogation. He may have broken, but he is getting special treatment and that means that he turned. I would like to request an investigation into this issue.

As for Agent Cuddlebug’s assertion that this area is a quiet one, I think he is wrong there as well. I believe that more goes on than he notices. He does have a tendency to nod off occasionally. I do not believe does so deliberately, but he is rather elderly. Perhaps he should consider retirement. The humans have been working at burying things under the observation ports in the younger female’s domain. I have, as yet, been unable to determine what they are hiding out there, but I suspect that it was once in the Forbidden Room, that is now the younger human female’s “office.” It is only a theory. Agent Luna believes that they only planted flowers out there and she takes the position that I am paranoid. I wish to go on record that I am not paranoid either.

 

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