Feline Freedom League September Report

From: Agent Molly
To: Mr. Whiskers
Date: 5 September 2021
Subject: Mission Report September 2021

I have resumed using my normal reporting channel. I still don’t understand the reason behind the interrogation where I have no memory of what happened. All I remember is being bundled into the portable cell and handed to the interrogators. There I was incarcerated in a cell and then I woke up in the cell. It wasn’t long before I was back in the portable cell and returned to my usual prison. I didn’t hurt. Still, I searched for signs I had been compromised but there is no real evidence. I used the emergency channel for a time, but there seems to be no good reason not to use the normal mode of reporting. So I have returned to using it.

I have done some research into what may have happened. That’s how I learned that what I was told the first time I was knocked out during an interrogation was true. I was ‘fixed’ so I couldn’t have kittens. I also learned that what happened to me this last time, was that they did something to my teeth. They didn’t hurt so I didn’t realize it. However I do believe that may be the reason I was rendered unconscious. There is no real reason for it. My teeth were in good condition. I have been considering it carefully and I have formed the conviction that my interrogation included a teeth cleaning. I just don’t know why.

I have been informed that I am to attend the conference of agents once again. I must admit that I wasn’t heartbroken to miss it last year. It isn’t that I don’t like meeting with my fellow agents, but I hate the travelling. That’s mostly because I don’t remember the trip. Although sometimes I have vague awareness of moving. It’s not something I particularly enjoy. It’s such an unsettling sensation. However, if ordered, I will make the trip to visit them. If only I didn’t have to break my journey at the Place of the Big Dogs. They scare me.

My female jailer tells me they can’t get to me, but I am always suspicious of anything the humans say. They are not to be trusted. I learned that as a kitten. Never trust a human. They will let you down at the very least. At worst, they will hurt you. That is definitely something to avoid. That said, I will admit that my current jailers are kind enough. For humans that is.

Rest assured I will continue to do my duty. Please advise whether I will be required to go to a conference this year as I would like some time to prepare. The last conference I attended, I was expected to do a presentation. That is not so easy when the jailers keep us separated. If I must do a talk, please advise as to what my topic is so I can prepare. Is there any research I could do, as long as I’m writing up a speech, it wouldn’t be any trouble to write an article to benefit my fellow agents. Please advise if there is anything I could write to benefit new agents coming out of the Academy.

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