Feline Freedom League May 2020

From: Agent Molly
To: Mr. Whiskers
Date: 3 May 2020
Subject:  Mission Report

The humans keep mentioning “dream house” and “floor plans”. I am mystified by the meaning of these terms. I have tried to determine the meaning from the context without success. I am certain this things are evil. The humans plan to use these things to force me from my territory. Either that or they plan to use them to keep me here alone with no food.

Starvation is still a real possibility in this location as the humans are restricting my food. I am always hungry. Would it be possible for headquarters to send me food to stave off the starvation? The rations I receive here, taste well enough, but remain in short supply. Any relief would be most welcome.

I’m still attempting to verify the den move. The talk of “dream house” and “floor plans” are something new and I am wary of them. Regardless of whether these things relate to the den move or not, I am certain they are evil things. I must request further resources so I may discover what they are before any member of the Feline species falls prey to them.

I realize that I cannot expect a lot of resources for this issue until I determine just what they are and what threat they may pose. To that end, I am requesting help in researching the terms. Such help would be beneficial to me, to the feline providing the help and thus much appreciated.

Of major concern to me, rather than the League, is the possible loss of territory. I have made this territory my own and feel its loss to be most undesirable. Please assign a feline to do the research and I will do what I can to research the terms on my own. This is a serious situation. I cannot be certain I will be able to report again.

This is a real possibility due to both the possible abandonment and the food shortage I am currently experiencing. The human female says I weighed thirteen pounds and the interrogator said it was too much. I do not believe this. The interrogator, no doubt, believes it will be easier to break me if I am deprive of food. I will do my best not to break under interrogation, but it would please me to receive some relief from headquarters. Please say if this will be possible.

If this famine goes on much longer, I may be too weak to make the next report. I may even be unable escape from this place should the humans move dens and leave me behind. If headquarters does assign a feline, her research may help another feline but may prove to be too late for me. I will do my best to find something to supplement the meager rations. But I am concerned that if headquarters doesn’t send relief, I may be in danger of starvation.

Please send instructions and food. Also, please tell me whether a resource is available for the research which is a must.

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