From: Mr Whiskers
To: All agents
Date: 1 December 2019
I would like to take this time to speak about the upcoming conference. It will be next month, agents should be aware of the dates and times. Agent Molly, we chose you to present a talk on Life as a Solo Agent. I hope you are well prepared for your talk. I would like you to touch on both the advantages and disadvantages to working as the only agent in a particular location. Please submit one written copy of your talk to headquarters so we can send it to agents unable to attend the conference. Also submit a copy for inclusion in the library here at headquarters. We have determined that such talks are beneficial to the agents in the academy. We would like to provide them with as much information as is felinely possible before they graduate and take up their posts. I cannot stress the importance your talk will hold. I am aware that Agents Probie and Skittlebutt will not need from your talk. But the conference will include roving agents who may wish to take up a station such as yours. Please send the copies before the conference.
Agent Probie, please get together with Agent Skittlebutt and work out an fair work load for the two of you. You will remain partners until further notice. As for your need to have a senior agent, we at headquarters do not care to have one agent over another. But if you both must have such a designation, we will try to determine a fair way to provide it. Since you have assumed the role as acting senior agent, you may continue in that role until we have made our determination.
Your location is hosting the conference again this year. So it will fall to you to organize the conference. I trust that you will be able to do so. If you need help, involve your partner. The two of you should be able to organize the conference with no trouble. But we are always available to give you advice you should you need it. Remember, you and Agent Skittlebutt once counted yourselves as friends. We at headquarters would like to see the two of you as friends again.
Agent Skittlebutt, you are are to assist Agent Probie in organizing the upcoming conference. We are confident in your ability to provide any help Agent Probie may need. We trust you have resolved your recent health issues. If you have not, please submit a health check as soon as possible. We would prefer our field agents to be in excellent health. Failure to do so will result in disciplinary action. If you feel we singled you out due to your disability, rest assured that we do not view the loss of your leg as in any way detrimental to your health. We would not have sent you into the field if we didn’t think you were capable of performing your duties. Do not let your disability prevent you from living as full a life as is available to you.
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