Feline Freedom League October 2019

From: Agent Probie

To: Mr. Whiskers

Date: 6 October 2019

Subject: Third Report of 2019
I’ve managed to get my own territory. It’s a good one. I am relieved to report that the tension in this place has eased considerably. I’ve been exploring. It has a room outdoors! We can go outside but there is something that lets air and light in, but we can’t get out. The room has a funny smelling pond in it. The humans get it in and stand. I’m not sure what the purpose of standing around in funny smelling water is, but they do it. Sometimes I can’t figure humans out.
It’s not proper bathing which should be done several times a day with your tongue. Humans never seem to do it. They actually seem to enjoy getting wet. I can’t get my head around that. To willingly get wet, but I digress. The younger female says standing in the pool helps her back. Back from where, she doesn’t say. She does seem steadier when standing in water. Perhaps she means the back on her body. She doesn’t fall over in the water like she does on dry land.
Humans never seem to be clear when they speak. I think they talk in some sort of code. I will investigate this further and see what I can learn about it. I will try to break the human code, which would be very good for us. I will work on this theory and determine if they are talking in code and if I can break it. I’ll report my results when I have some.

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