To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ
Date: December 02, 2018
I am sorry to report that I have no idea what the female canine’s purpose in being here is. I’m also sorry that headquarters doesn’t think the idea of using the canine to provide the humans with misinformation on our activities is a good idea. That said, I must also report that the canine seems to be doing just what she said she was here to do, prevent the younger female from falling. I don’t know how successful she is at that, but she is constantly with the younger female. They appear to be inseparable, which also seems to annoy the other canines. There may be some dissension in the canine ranks. I’ll monitor the situation, but I fear that I’m no closer to finding out what the new canine is here for. I still believe she is a spy.
Agent Melody is settling in nicely now that Agent Probie is working with her and Agent Skittlebutt. I believe that the rift between Agent Probie and Agent Skittlebutt is completely mended, which is a good thing. A rift in feline ranks is only good for humans and canines. We must be united in our purpose.
To that end, I have been trying to organize a reaffirming meeting. We should all remind ourselves of our purpose in this place, namely to determine what the humans are up to with regard to felinekind. Is there any way I could get official sanction to make the meeting mandatory? We could hold it while the humans and canines are sleeping. I would even suggest that Agent Cuddlebug or Agent Storm, as the most senior of the agents, conduct the meeting. Please advise.
From: Mr Whiskers
To: All agents
Date: December 02, 2018
I have the new schedule for reporting. All agents will report four times a year now instead of three as we have done previously. Agents Melody and Molly will report in January, April, July, and October. Agents Mulder and Probie will report in February, May, August and November. Agents Skittlebutt and Smudge will report in June, September and December.
Please implement the new rotation starting next month. We still need to know what the large canine is in that location. Agent Molly needs to get information on the goings on around her location. We have Intel that the humans keep the area clear of cover. We need to know what they are planning there. You are hereby directed to find out. Agents Melody, Mulder Probie, Smudge, and Skittlebutt are directed to determine and circumvent the mission of the large canine. Report on your findings as soon as you have something to report.
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