To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ
March 04, 2018
Strangers came to this location. They walked around it. One who came stayed on the middle level and only looked around. They left and did not come back. The humans who live here went with them and returned later. I believe they had a meeting but I have no idea where they held the meeting. I only heard the words ‘wine tasting’. I’m not sure what that is. I think it is code for meeting. I don’t know if they know that I am here to observe them or not. I will have to tread lightly here until I know for sure.
I have seen other felines held in a location very near here. I have been signaling them and learned that they are independent agents. I have tried to send them information on the League. They seem interested in joining our cause. The elder, Patch, has agreed to pass me information on the humans they are living with. Patch has an apprentice named Little One. Patch says he will send information to me by way of a small rodent the humans in the place have named Chipmunk. I believe he can be trusted to deliver the messages to me. This is the safest way to communicate with Patch and Little One. I will report further on this information in future communiques.
From: Mr Whiskers
To: All agents
March 04, 2018
Agent Cuddlebug, we at headquarters understand your desire to retire. You have given good service for many years. We appreciate your service, but ask that you please remain on active duty for the time being.
Agent Smudge, your desire to help your fellow agents through their grief is commendable. If you would like to study counseling, we can arrange for you to take an online course in counseling. I have sent you the link to the course on our top secret education website. Good luck in your studies.
Agent Melody, you are doing very well in your training. Please continue to look to Agent Skittlebutt for any questions you might have.
All agents are to continue their surveillance of the humans. Do not, under any circumstance, allow the humans to learn of your activities. Restrict your online activities to times when the humans are unlikely to notice your activities.
We are continuing to learn more about the humans and their plans for us. Good luck to all field teams and keep up the good work.
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