|From:||Mr. Whiskers||To:||All Agents||Date:||3 December 2017|
|Subject:||Death of Agent Storm|
Agent Storm will not be replaced. This decision is based on the belief that there are enough agents present in your location to cover his duties without undue stress. Grief counseling will be available to anyone who needs it.
We are sending a new agent can take as much of Agent Storm’s duties as she is trained for. Probationary Agent Melody is to assume all his duties as she is trained for. Headquarters expects all trained agents to cover Agent Storm’s duties until she is qualified to take them over. Please do not rush her training as we don’t feel that is necessary. Agent Melody can take them over as she masters each duty.
Agent Storm will be missed, but our mission is to continue. I have rearranged the schedule. Please post your reports in your new scheduled times.
Thank you all for your cooperation in this time of change. As always, we appreciate the good work and sacrifice of our agents in the field and hope that each of you attains your life’s goals.
|From:||Agent Smudge||To:||Mr. Whiskers||Date:||3 December 2017|
I overheard Agent Skittlebutt talking to Agent Storm prior to his death. It was not my intention to eavesdrop on their conversation. I have told them both that I will keep their discussion private, but it set me to thinking. I have no one to confide in. I have begun to consider who I can confide in about my concerns about the younger females and where she went. Perhaps someone here can advise me on how to get past not knowing where she was. I have therefore chosen to ask Agent Cuddlebug if there is anything I can do to assist him in his duties. Hopefully he will accept my offer as a sign of friendship. I hope so as I really need a friend and my mother used to tell me that to make a friend I had to be a friend. Maybe Agent Cuddlebug and I can find a way to work together.
Perhaps I can assist Agent Storm’s replacement in some way and thus make friends with him or her as the case may be. Perhaps that is what I need to do in order to shift my rather unhealthy obsession on where the younger human female went. I will endeavor to keep doing my duties and not worry about that as I have been advised by Agent Cuddlebug. I hope he will be amenable to a partnership. I feel alone and in need of a friend.
Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.