Feline Freedom League August 2017

From: Agent Storm To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 6 August 2017
Subject: August 2017 Mission Report

I am tired all the time. I’m tired of feeling tired. I don’t think I am giving much to the team. I think I need to get a disability retirement. Is that possible? I get special food and I think that is causing my illness. Agent Skittlebutt has no such issues and he is missing a leg. Is it likely that it is the food they give me to eat. No one else here seems to have a problem with feeling tired all the time. It’s an effort just to make this report. I know that my duties only include watching the humans, but even that is exhausting. Agent Cuddlebug is old and has more energy than I do. It has to be that special food.

I have tried to sneak a colleague in to the room where they lock me to eat that food, but the humans are quite diligent in keeping them out. I wish one of them could eat the food and see if it affects them the way that it seems to be affecting me. I think I need to try to get some regular food, like the others are getting so that I can regain my energy. Is there anyway to force them to allow me a few mouthfuls of their food? They simply say that I get special food and they don’t so they won’t share. Please direct them to help me combat the effects of the poison that is obviously in the special food.

From: Agent Smudge To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 6 August 2017
Subject: August 2017 Mission Report

Agents Mulder and Skittlebutt are getting along quite well. I don’t know what to make of it. Agent Mulder and I used to be friends but then he turned on me. I fear he will turn Agent Skittlbutt against me as well. I have tried to cultivate Agent Skittlebutt, but Agent Mulder interferes. Am I about to be reassigned? Is Agent Skittlebutt my replacement? If so, please advise whether I need to brief him on my duties.

Agent Storm acts weak and complains of being tired. I think he is just faking it so that he gets that special food. We are not allowed to share his food, so I see no reason to share mine. He is not being poisoned. He is just looking for attention.

Agent Cuddlebug talks of retirement. Is Agent Skittlebutt his replacement? Agent Probie is constantly trying to do Agent Skittlebutt’s job as well as his own. Someone needs to tell him that he can’t do everything and to leave some of the work to the rest of us.

The older female disappeared for a while and then returned. I could smell another cat on her, and I believe she visited Agent Molly’s location. Can this be confirmed?

Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.

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