From: | Agent Storm | To: | Mr. Whiskers | Date: | 5 June 2016 |
Subject: | Mission Report |
The invaders are back. Agent Probie has become quite proficient at pulling off their tails, but they survive. Eerily, they grow their tails back! we do not know how they do that. I am confident that Agent Probie will keep them at bay.
I feel we should investigate their tail growing trick. There has to be a way for felinekind to copy that trick. It would be a boon to all our kind in the hands of the Evil Humans and suffering torture. I have heard of such thing happening and I am pleased for myself that I am not one of them. I am well treated here, but I am well aware that there are others who suffer. I know that my human captors hold me here and I am, if I may dare, loved. Is there anything we can do for those who are not as fortunate and are enduring torture? I have heard my captors say that they would like to torture the Evil Humans in the same way. I don’t understand why they don’t.
This is something that should be investigated is there some kind of war among the humans between the Good Humans and the Evil Humans? I think we need to know about it. maybe we could help in our own way. Please advise.
From: | Agent Smudge | To: | Mr. Whiskers | Date: | 5 June 2016 |
Subject: | Mission Report |
Agent Probie is very good at getting those tails off the creatures. It amazes me that they live and grow their tails back. The younger human calls them ‘geckos’. I’m not sure what a ‘gecko’ is, but they appear to be resilient creatures.
While I agree with Agent Storm that Something Must Be Done about the torture that some members of feline kind suffer at the hand of the Evil Humans, I don’t think there is much that we can do. Humans, even good ones are not easily influenced by the feline mind. I can only hope that the Good Humans are fighting the Evil Humans over this torture. I see so many horrible pictures on the small magic box. The younger female gets upset when she sees it. It seems that the Evil Humans also torture canines. It almost makes me want to ally with them against the Evil Humans.
I am not sure what we can do about the torturing of felines and other animals. Even though I think humans are not in tune with the Feline Mind, I suppose we could try to influence them to put a stop to the torture. Perhaps we could send an emissary to the canines to see if they can influence the humans to stop the torture. We need to try to do whatever we can those unfortunately felines that are undergoing the torture.
Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.
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