Feline Freedom League October 2015 Report

From: Agent Luna To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 4 October 2015
Subject: Mission Report

I cannot believe that no one else is taking up Agent Snickers’

duties. I have to do all of her duties as well as my own. This is not fair. I think we should divvy up her duties since she is not to be replaced. I am afraid that I must request an official scheduling of duties. I think the other agents need to step up and take a turn with Agent Snickers’ duties.

There is so much water outside. Why is there so much water falling from the sky? The humans said something about a tropical storm, but I can’t believe that much water came from one storm. The humans are up to something.

Everything is wet. We still see the sun, but we see just as many cloudy days lately. The trees are not dropping their leaves either. This is wrong. We haven’t had a Cold Time in quite a while. There has been no white stuff on the ground either. I am certain that the humans are responsible for this. They do not seem concerned. I do not think this is natural.

I haven’t given up trying to contact the outside agents in this area. they seem to think everything is normal. How long has it been since they experienced the Cold Time? It should be coming up soon. I remember last year, the Cold Time didn’t happen when it should have. Has anyone else reported the lack of a Cold Time?

From: Agent Mulder To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 4 October 2015
Subject: Mission Report

I do take my turn at doing Agent Snickers’ duties. Agent Luna doesn’t realize just how much Agent Snickers did around here. I am only just realizing that. She is missed and that is all there is to it. I wish we could have someone to replace her, but I understand that the budget will not allow that. We are still working out a fair distribution of her duties. Agent Cuddlebug has assumed a number of her duties as well, coming out of retirement to do so. Agent Luna should stop complaining and pull her weight here.

I have also been concerned about the lack of Cold Time, but I have been doing some research and it appears that our new location doesn’t experience such severe cold. It has the Hot Time, which is now ending. The tropical storms that have been making things wet, are apparently natural things that occur in this place. We needn’t be concerned about the lack of Cold Time. The storms only concern me in that I do not like to get overly wet. We can avoid that by simply not trying to venture outside when the water is falling. Agent Luna is not happy unless she is complaining.

Agent Probie has been coming along nicely in his training. He still monopolizes the younger female human’s time and lap, but we will break him of that in time. If you do decide to send us directions as to who is supposed to take what duty from those that Agent Snickers was supposed to do, I will not take it amiss. It will make Agent Luna happy and that will make the rest of us happy.

Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.

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