Feline Freedom League June 2015 Report

From: Agent Luna To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 7 June 2015
Subject: Mission Report

I have received your instructions to contact Agent Smoke. I don’t know where he is, but I have been trying to get outside to establish contact. He is rather shy about coming up to this place to make contact. Are you sure he is still in this area? Outdoor agents move around a lot.

I have not been successful in getting outside; the humans work hard at preventing that. I am not confident that I will be able to establish contact. I am not even sure that he is around, even if I were successful in getting outside. If I can, I will do so at the next opportunity that presents itself. I will endeavor to find Agent Smoke and give him his instructions. I wonder if he’s been taken by the humans. They tend to do that to outdoor agents, imprison them, I mean. While I have never been imprisoned in a cage, Agent Trouble once mentioned that she’d been caged as a kitten. She was relieved to be posted to her last location.

Speaking of Agent Trouble, how is Agent Pica getting along alone? or have you posted a new agent to her location. It was rather large for one feline to monitor properly. I know that I did not get along with Agent Trouble, but I do feel bad that she has gone over the Rainbow Bridge. Please let me know if there is anything I can do for Agent Pica, even though I am nowhere near her, she is in my thoughts.

From: Agent To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 7 June 2015
Subject: Mission Report

I go with the others when they clamor for ice. It’s not just Agent Cuddlebug anymore. Everyone is clamoring for ice. It’s cold, stiff water. I like cold water and you can’t get water much colder than the stiff stuff humans call ice. I’m not addicted to it. I can walk away any time that I like, but I don’t see the need to walk away.

Agent Cuddlebug says he is retired, but he is always trying to leave. Perhaps he has received orders I am not privy to. I suppose it is none of my business. I know Agent Luna has orders to find and contact an outdoor agent. She has been unsuccessful in getting out and completing that mission. I am not certain that she will be able to do so. The humans are vigilant about keeping us in. I’m not sure if Agent Cuddlebug is trying to help Agent Luna make contact or not. He may just be senile. I think I can help Agent Luna if the others will assist me. we could create a diversion the next time a canine demands to go outside. The humans take them out regularly and I think if we stage a diversion, Agent Luna could get outside to complete her mission. I therefore request that you send orders to the other agents to that effect. If we work together, we should be able to get the job done.

 

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