FFL March 2015 Report

From: Agent Smudge To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 1 March 2015
Subject: The Meeting

The male has left. He was the one who helped bring us to this place. Beyond that, I know little about him. Agents Storm and Luna said he was from the place where Agents Trouble and Pica live. They were afraid he was here to take one of us back there with him, due to the death of Agent Trouble. That didn’t happen. We are still uncertain as to the purpose of his presence here for so long. He seemed nice enough as humans go.

I will add that he didn’t seem to be inspecting us at all. The humans banded together and went off somewhere most days. They are planning something. I don’t doubt that, otherwise, why would they meet in secret? I believe that we should all do our best to determine what they are planning. They went somewhere where no one could expect us to be able to listen in on their conversation. They had bags with that Mouse on them. They talked about something call Pirates of the Caribbean, Mission to Mars and other things that make no sense. They also went to some sunken gardens. How do you sink a garden? The male came home one day with a fish made of glass. He called it a souvenir. It was hard and stiff and I have no idea why you would want food you couldn’t eat. Humans are strange. I will try to find out what they were meeting about.

From: Agent Probie To: Mr. Whiskers Date: 1 March 2015
Subject: Interrogation

I was never sure that the male human was here to take one of us. He never seemed interested enough in us for that. I think he was here for another, unrevealed reason. I am going to do what I can to assist Agent Smudge to learn what the purpose of his meeting with our humans was. Has Agent Pica gotten a new partner yet? I’m not asking for myself, but I know that we have a number of agents waiting for placement and I think Agent Pica may be lonely. No one should have to do this work alone. I’m only saying that it must be very hard to cover a station alone. Does she have a good network with the roaming agents? Have you sent her instructions to find out what the humans are planning at her end? I understand that it must be hard for her to do the work of two agents, and hope that you will consider that when evaluating her reports. Agent Luna said that she is a nice cat.

They took me for interrogation again. I gave up nothing. I must report the indignity that I had to endure during that interrogation. They did a body cavity search! I can’t believe that they would stoop so low. What did they imagine I would have in there? Other than that horrible experience, the interrogation went as they usually do. No one asked me any questions. They only tortured me with sharp pricks. Have we learned why they do that to us?

 

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