Feline Freedom League December 2014 Report

I did some research on the magic screen. Florida is where humans go when they retire. It has nice weather all around the seasons. I’ve considered everything and I believe that I wish to retire as well. Therefore I am enclosing form 11/934-85, to request retirement benefits to be sent to me here. I intend to spend my remaining years here in comfort. I will, of course, still be available for consultation. Any one of my colleagues here in this new den will be able to ask for my input on anything they feel my experience can help them with. I will not be making any more reports. I have enjoyed my service and will probably miss it a bit, but as I said, I will be available for consultation.

This is an interesting place. We had a visitor when a lizard got in here. I don’t believe that I have ever seen such a creature. I have learned that this place, which is called Florida, doesn’t have white stuff fall on the ground. I admit that I am amazed. Why doesn’t it have the white stuff? I have asked everyone that I know and I can’t figure it out. No white stuff. I’m not sure how to react. On the other hand, we do have good food and water here. We should do quite well. We need to establish contact with outside agents. I will try to learn more for my next report.

We have moved. I have been through this before and now I have to establish my base of operations yet again. Why humans do this kind of thing is not something that I understand. They shift their dens far too often for my taste. The lights and darks are saying that it should be cold, and yet it isn’t. I don’t understand that. I also have no idea what Florida means. I will have to do some research into this idea. This place is not a bad place. I think it will be a nice new den. I just wish I understood why we had to change dens. I also don’t understand why we couldn’t leave certain cats and canines behind. I guess I will never understand the way that humans think.

I was abducted. I traveled with strange humans to this place. I don’t know what happened here. There was the smell of the younger human, but I didn’t see her. I didn’t see anyone that I recognized. The trip took forever. I have no idea where we stayed when it got dark. The air here smells of salty water. I am not sure what it is, so I have devoted myself to hanging out with the humans to learn what I can about this place. I know that the humans are surprised by my apparent garrulousness. I rather enjoy making them wonder. This is fun. I am sure that they have brought us to this place, which is called Florida for some purpose they haven’t revealed. By the way the lights and darks alternate, I know that the white stuff season is coming. We must be ready for it.

Michigan Humane Society: Somebody here needs you.

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