From: | Agent Cuddlebug | To: | Mr. Whiskers | Date: | 5 October 2014 |
Subject: | October Mission Report |
I would like to register a complaint about my fellow agents. They have no respect for the senior agent, myself. They treat me as a junior agent and I have more experience and seniority. I live by the regulations and I don’t think it is too much to ask that the other agents in this place live by them as well. I would even settle for them onlyabiding by the regulations regulations pertaining to the treatment of senior agents by subordinates. They act as though Agent Storm were the senior when he is clearly not.
I formally request that my fellow agents be required to review and acknowledge the regulations manual, with discipline should they fail to do so. I will begin my own review of the manual forthwith. I believe this is necessary to recapture the discipline that has slipped since the arrival of Agent Probie. Some agents feel that his arrival means that they can play more. Nothing is further from the truth.
I further request that Agent Probie be placed on report for behavior unbecoming a Feline Freedom League Agent. He has become corrupted by Agents Smudge and Mulder, who feel the need to play stupid pranks on unsuspecting agents. This behavior is unacceptable and must stop immediately. They do not obey my orders to stop this pranking, in fact, my order to desist generally results in escalation of the pranks. They must be brought to understand that our mission here is a serious one and they should settle down and do what they are here to do.
From: | Agent Snickers | To: | Mr. Whiskers | Date: | 5 October 2014 |
Subject: | October Mission Report |
I respectfully request that Agents Smudge, Mulder and Probie be placed on report for assault. I cannot be expected to do my job when they keep jumping me if I move. This is intolerable. I cannot even eat my meals in peace. I can’t rest either.
With regard to Agent Cuddlebug’s request, while I am grateful for his support on this issue, I do not think they will actually review the regulations. I am not that fond of reading regulations myself and don’t feel that I need to memorize them as Agent Cuddlebug has apparently done. That said, perhaps a little refresher training for Agents Smudge, Mulder, and Probie would not go amiss, so if the review is only directed at them, I would be satisfied. They need to learn respect for their fellow agents, not just the seniors.
I also do not believe that Agent Cuddlebug is the Agent in Charge. Could we have some clarification of that, please? I think clarification would go a long way towards helping us with our discipline problems. . I do agree that someone ought to be in charge. Someone clearly needs to be in charge, but I am not certain that Agent Cuddlebug is the agent for the job. He does tend to nod off a lot. Perhaps Agent Luna or myself should be in charge. Please advise on this matter as we look to headquarters for direction.
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