Feline Freedom League: Report to Headquarters November 2013

From: Agent Mulder To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ
Date: 10 November 2013 Subject: The Probie

This new agent is not working out. There is something wrong with him. He doesn’t listen when we tell him things. He dashes around this location and jumps out at his fellow agents. He is a disgrace to the Service. He should be recalled to the Academy for further training or something. At the very least, he should be reassigned. He is still not very good at anything to do with our mission to this place. He doesn’t seem to have completely understood what we are here for. He messes around and refuses to listen to anything we tell him to do. He should be either retrained or discharged from the service.

On another note, I am concerned about Agent Storm. He seems to be losing a lot of weight. He’s been in for interrogation more than anyone, and I suspect that he has been poisoned. I therefore request that Agent Storm undergo an examination for that reason. It is in his best interest.

From: Agent Smudge To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ
Date: 10 November 2013 Subject: The Probie

I must admit that Agent Mulder is correct when he says that Agent Probie messes around a lot. However, I do not see that retraining is necessary. He does seem to know what he is doing with this assignment. I believe that our mission here is twofold. We are here to observe the humans living in this place and reporting what we see. We are also here to teach Agent Probie how to do the job effectively. We are here to refine Agent Probie’s skills. He is here to refine his skills. I believe that is all he is trying to do. He spends a lot of time doing gymnastics and ensuring that his body is in top physical condition. I further believe that Agent Mulder feels a bit threatened by Agent Prober’s presence here in this team.

From: Agent Probie To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ
Date: 10 November 2013 Subject: My Second Report

I am not certain that I have been placed in the proper location. I do my best to keep my body limber and flexible. I do not understand why Agents Mulder and Smudge are so down on me. I need to explore this habitation. That is all that I am trying to do. No one here has been of much help to me and I know that I have a job to do, but no one is willing to help me to do it. I do not need to return to the Academy for further training and I respectfully ask that Agent Mulder be reprimanded for obstructing me in my duties.


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