Feline Freedom League: Monthly Report For February 2013

From: Agent Snickers

To: Mr. Whiskers

Date: 10 February 2013

Subject: The Snake

It’s long. It’s thin. It hisses. It’s a snake and they won’t get it out of this place. I do not know why the humans don’t find the thing alarming. Perhaps it is because they have it tethered to a box by its tail. That could be why it is hissing so much. I would not have thought that the humans of this place would torture a living creature. They appear kind enough, even if they do keep us prisoner in this place. Other than that, they treat us well enough, although I would prefer it if they got rid of those smelly canines.

The snake is another matter. It is a recent addition to this place. I am not sure why it is here. The older female fusses with it most often; again, I do not understand her fascination with it. She allows it to suck on her face, which I find horrifying. She lets it such the air from her! This behavior is inexplicable and terrifying. To my shame, I find that I cannot remain in the room while she does this. I only wish that I knew why she is suddenly worshiping this snake the way that she does. It all started after she went for interrogation. That is all that I can tell you. One of the other agents will have to find out why she is doing this. My horror of snakes is too great.

From: Agent Cuddlebug

To: Mr. Whiskers

Date: 10 February 2013

Subject: The Snake

Some cats say it is a snake. Maybe it is, but it is like no snake that I ever saw. For one thing, it is too thin and you can see the floor through it. For another, it does not smell as though it were alive.  I do not believe the thing is or ever was alive. The older female places the wide end over her mouth and nose willingly for reasons I cannot determine. Then she causes it to make the most horrible noise I have ever heard in my life.  The sound is what makes it seem alive. I think it is some sort of machine and is not eating her face. I believe this is true because when I see her after the thing has been on her face, she has no apparent wounds and there is no scent of blood. Therefore, Agent Snickers is incorrect in her belief that the female is under some sort of attack when the thing is on her face.

The so-called snake hisses, but it doesn’t sound like the snakes I remember from my kittenhood. I know some cats may say that I can’t remember my kittenhood that well, but I have some clear memories of snakes and I say this thing is not a snake. I will admit that the hissing it makes is somewhat alarming, but it is still not alive and not a snake.

The Animal Rescue Site
Advertisements
About

I am not one who is comfortable talking about myself but here goes. I enjoy writing, family history, and reading. I decided to do this blog because I wanted to try something new. I decided to make it a weekly blog because I wasn't sure that I could keep up with a daily one, and monthly seemed like I was writing a magazine. I think I did ok with my choices. You'll notice that there are not a lot of graphics on my site. That's because there are graphics plastered everywhere on the Internet and those sites sometimes take forever to load. This blog is a place where you can kick back, relax and be ready to be amused. At least I hope I willbamuse you. This blog is on a variety of subjects from my ficitional cat agency, the FFL, which is monthly, to instructional blogs to editorials, which are my opinions only. I admit that I don't know everything and could be wrong -- I frequently am. Now, stop reading about me and read what I have to say!

Tagged with: , , , , , , ,
Posted in Feline Freedom League Report

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Archives

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 150 other followers

© Lisa Hendrickson and Pebblepup's Writing Den, 2010-2017. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this site’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Lisa Hendrickson and Pebblepup's Writing Den with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.
%d bloggers like this: