Interrupted Report

From: Agent Pica

To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 1 January 2012

Subject: Interrupted Report

I hereby acknowledge receipt of the new instructions on reporting. I have already reported on two of the months that by this report should cover, so I will limit this report to the month just past.

I was having trouble with taking Agent Pat’s report. The humans keep the big glass window closed. I gathered it was cold from the way Agent Pat was holding herself. She looked cold. She was trying to tell me about the intruders in the walls of this place. She said they were squirrels and we should band together to drive them out. I think she wanted the nest for herself, which wouldn’t be bad. However, our voices got loud and the female human came and chased Agent Pat away from the window. She did not go far, but she forced an end to our communication.

I am sure that Agent Trouble did her best to prevent the human from interrupting us, but she is not super-feline. None of us is. The female didn’t remain long in the area, but the moment was lost. Either Agent Trouble, or I, will attempt to reconnect with Agent Pat later.

What I was able to get from Agent Pat is that the season is warmer than it usually is when the sun moves to the cold position in the sky. She wonders if we should be concerned about that. I told her that I would ask. If there is any information about this unseasonable warmth, could I have a copy of it to give to Agent Pat, assuming it is not classified?

From: Agent Trouble To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 1 January 2012

Subject: Interrupted Report

I too, acknowledge the new directions on reporting and as Agent Pica has said, this report will only concentrate on the month just past, as I, too have already reported on the previous two months.

Agent Pica is correct when she states that I did try my best to prevent the interruption to the meeting between her and Agent Pat. It is still cold outside this place. I can feel it when I go to use the litter box in the large litter box room. The humans have put up a curtain across the entrance that we must pass before we can enter that room. For some reason, they are keeping that room colder than normal. I believe that the outside is still warmer than usual. I, too, would like to know any information on that issue. We should investigate any anomaly, in my opinion.

I have done a little research on the information box, when the humans are away. The box reports something called “Global Warming” and the humans are divided over it. Some say that it is real and others that it is not. Some say that humans have caused it, in my opinion that’s very likely, others that it is natural. I will investigate further, if you think that is a good use of my time.

I will go on to state that this place is going back to its usual arrangement. The unnatural tree is down and packed up. There are still boxes and bundles piled around but it seems that the festival of the artificial tree is now over. I still do not understand it.

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