FFL Special Report-1

From: Mr. Whiskers                 To: All field agents.

Date: 14 December 2010

Subject: The use of the incorrect forms for Monthly Reports

It has come to my attention that some field agents are not reporting their activity correctly. Please use the Feline Freedom League Monthly Report Form No. 12-40519-01ML when making your monthly reports. Your cooperation in this is mandatory. Any team or field agent not using this form will be subject to disciplinary action and possibly terminated. Absolutely no exceptions will be allowed. The use of any other form or formatting is strictly prohibited.

Discipline is important if we are to continue our work to free ourselves of our oppressors. While some teams may believe that forms are not necessary, they are incorrect. In the words of our great leader, Socks, “If we do not stand together, we will fail.”

From: Agent Luna     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 14 December 2010

Subject: Initial Report from new posting

I understood that Agent Storm and I were reassigned to create Team W-2 because team W-1 was deemed too complacent with the canine. From my initial arrival in this place, I have observed the alleged canine. It barely qualifies as a Canine. I would have classified it as a rat except that it makes noises like a Canine. It is smaller than I am and is frightened of me although I have not as yet made any attack.

From: Agent Snickers     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 14 December 2010

Subject: Report on Formation of Team W-2

Smaller than agent Luna? Anything would be smaller than Agent Luna. The rest of us will be lucky to get any food at all with her around.

I do not understand why HQ felt we needed help cue already had a surfeit of agents. I realize this new jails is larger than our old one but we could have handled it with no other agents’ input. In fact, we really didn’t even really need Agents Smudge and Mulder much less their former colleagues. The canine is little trouble.

From: Agent Storm     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 14 December 2010

Subject: Initial Report from new posting

I am larger than Agent Luna Miss Hides in The Sofa. I do not care for your attitude towards your senior agents. I agree with agent Luna in her assessment that the canine designated as Little Bit barely qualifies. I believe that a newborn kit could take him on and win. However, I do know that appearances can deceive so I will continue to monitor the canine with an eye towards threat assessment.

From: Agent Calli     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 14 December 2010

Subject: Situation Report

The white cold stuff is all over. It rained down from the sky all day and I huddled under the wooden protection near the back of the jail. That storm almost made me wish I was in the jail. I think it is warmer there than it is out here. It is so very cold. My poor paws hurt they are so cold. I have withdrawn to the farthest corner of the structure. There is a wind break of sorts and I am reasonably dry so I should remain warm as long as I remain curled up. I will have to go out to hunt for food soon. I am almost tempted to take food from the jailors, if they were to offer it.

I have braved the elements to collect the reports from Team H. it’s strange to only deal with Agents Trouble and Pica. They seem to be getting along much better now than they did before Agents Storm and Luna were posted here. Would it be possible to requisition some nesting material?

From: Agent Cuddlebug     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 14 December 2010

Subject: The New Arrivals

I do not scorn the help. I still miss my late partner Milo, who was the only one to keep Agent Snickers in check. I felt safe with him around. I think that although Agent Storm is not as big as Agent Milo he and Agent Luna make an acceptable substitute.

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