Feline Freedom League February 2012

From: Agent Cuddlebug

To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 5 February 2012

Subject: First Quarterly Report

I must admit that if you had to pair me with anyone, Agent Luna will do, I suppose. I am certain that I can carry the load, as she is incredibly lazy. Still, she does not pretend to be the hotshot that Agent Mulder thinks he is, nor is she as haughty as Agent Storm or foolish as Agent Snickers. Agent Smudge has some sense. He will likely carry the reporting load of his team. I’m sure that Agent Luna will disagree, if she wakes up enough to notice.

As for the doings here in this place, I have to admit that nothing much is happening here. The humans all come and go, leaving us here with that disgusting little canine. It fawns, barks and makes messes on the floor. Really, it doesn’t even have the intelligence to use the litter boxes. It jumps at me as well. To be honest, it jumps at all of us except Agent Luna. For some reason, she intimidates the creature. I envy that little trick of hers. I have studied her as she does it, but I haven’t figured out the secret. I will learn it eventually and then, perhaps, the little beast will leave me alone.

I have been in the younger female’s area of operation, as have all the agents. I do not know what she does when she leaves, but there are days when she returns to this den reeking of stress. It can’t be good for her. Agent Luna continues her revolting displays of affection. The humans seem to like it however and she may eventually learn something useful through that tactic, but I doubt it. These humans are very close mouthed.

From: Agent Luna

To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 5 February 2012

Subject: First Quarterly Report

I am not lazy. I feign sleep in the hopes that the humans will spill some useful information. Can I help it if I fool even my fellow agents? I think not. I do agree that someone needs to do something about the messes that the canine makes on the floor. They are, indeed disgusting. I like the younger female. I hope she doesn’t harm herself with the stress, but she seems in pain a lot. I hate to see anything in pain. She is kind, despite her infirmity. I think perhaps that she goes somewhere in hopes of alleviating the pain, but whatever she is trying to do does not appear to work very well.

Agent Cuddlebug did not mention the strange unnatural tree that occupied an area near the safety perch, the high area where we go to escape the canine’s attention. Whenever it catches us away from the young female’s area, that is. There were colored lights on the tree, but no baubles as I recall from our banishment time with Agents Pica and Trouble. This unnatural tree is not as large as I remember the one that appeared at the temporarily assigned den. As I said, there were few if any baubles on it. However, like that other one, the humans did not allow us to climb the tree. At least, these humans allowed us to sit under it. That was some time ago, but under the new rules, I could not report on it until now. It is gone. Has anyone found the reason for its presence in the den?

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