Agent Luna here with an accident report per regulation five seven article seventeen. I was in the top observation deck straining to see where the image that engrosses the humans was coming from. I leaned a bit too far and fell down onto the floor beside the image machine. I landed on my forefeet. As I staggered out from behind the machine, I dislodged the thing that the female captor stands on every morning while flapping her forelegs and stamping her hind legs. It landed flipped from next to the image machine and leaned against the observation tower. I tried to escape from view, but my right foreleg was sore and I limped. The female captor seized me from where I was resting my leg and forced me to walk. Fortunately, the pain had receded enough to allow me to walk without limping. She cuddled me a bit and I played along, letting her think that I needed it. Then she permitted me freedom to move on. There were no feline witnesses to my accident. I am fine.
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