Feline Freedom League Special Report – 2

From: Agent Trouble     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 17 December 2010

Subject: Team Report Following Team Changes

When did we get forms? I was not aware that there was a form for our reports. I don’t think it is fair to penalize us for not using a form we didn’t know that we had.

It has been very cold at night. We have been forced to sleep snuggled with the female jailor. I think she may be cold too as she does not object to our presence. Last night, she even pulled me under the blankets where it was lovely and warm. She did push me away when I got too close to her face. So I was unable to smother her. She did leave my face free of the blankets so that I could breathe. I do not believe that her intent was to kill me, merely to share the warmth of her bed. I appreciated that. It has been very cold. I tried to get some nesting material to Calli, but I couldn’t get the window open.

From: Agent Pica     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 17 December 2010

Subject: Team Report Following Team Changes

Would it be too much to ask if someone would tell Agent Trouble just who is the senior agent here? I would be eternally grateful. She seems to think that her seniority in this location makes her senior agent, but I am older, therefore I am senior agent.

I would also like to requisition some nesting material for Agent Calli. She looks so cold out there. That white stuff does not look like it is going away any time soon. I feel bad for her.

I also must report the alternate fresh water source appears to be flooding. I am not sure why this is occurring. The male jailer has bailed water from the source, but I fear it will fill again.

From: Agent Princess     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 17 December 2010

Subject: Response to Relocation Orders

I have determined rebut there is no collaboration with the canine in this place. Re agent posted here has been highly successful in training it. I understand that I am to be reposted yet again. I am returning to the position I had originally? This is good news as I was studying the interaction between humor adults and their kits. I will be able to resume that study.

From: Agent Crusher     To: Mr. Whiskers at HQ

Date: 17 December 2010

Subject: Report on Teams W-1 and W-2

The two teams are getting along well for the most part. Agent Snickers does seem to be bunny the toughest time adapting to the new situation. All six agents appear to like their new quarters. I look forward to working with all of them.

They must learn to work together, however. I will counsel them with an eye towards helping them to get along with each other better. I have my reservations on that score, however, Agent Snickers is very resistant to the new order.

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